Told my missus we are going for a nice romantic walk through grizedale Forrest in the morning please don't tell her it's the Malcolm Wilson rally
She'll be thinking it's busy in the Forrest today then a mk2 escort will come round a corner broadside in front she'll make a mess in her pants I'll laugh ha ha
All my mates are away for the weekend and I've no one to go with I'm not missing it it's only half hour from my house
classic, i have ran out of the "my mates at cadwell and i need to drop him an inner tube for his bike" but after the 2nd time of "he`s not here the tosser" she clicked on
